The Missing Link

I have a different approach to the Intelligent Design pushers. "Design" sounds innocuous, because its just thinking, right? However you can't make watches or other complex things without a manufacturing process. First comes design, then manufacture. This is the "missing link" of Intelligent Design.

The ID people claim they aren't pushing religion, so lets take them at their word.

How was life, or the Universe manufactured, and by who? The ID people say it wasn't humans. So was it aliens? They must have very advanced technology!

Its not technology they say? But technology is just applied natural laws. Oh, the Intelligent Manufacturer didn't use natural laws, but SUPERNATURAL laws? You mean MAGIC???

So the missing link between Intelligent Design and reality is the application of supernatural laws, and this should be taught in high school science classes. Magic.

Applied supernatural laws would be wizardry and/or witchcraft.

The kids are going to love the new Hogwarts-style Witchcraft and Wizardry science classes!