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December 2, 2005

Did you get that thing I sent ya?

From the Australian Terror laws about "things":

101.4 Possessing things connected with terrorist acts
(3) A person commits an offence under subsection (1) or (2) even if:
(b) the thing is not connected with preparation for, the engagement of a person in, or
assistance in a specific terrorist act;

I had an argument with a friend who somehow missed all the "even if" clauses in the Terror Act.

I'm not a lawyer, but it seems clear that no connection to terrorism is needed, because thats what "not connected" means. It sounds like a license to arrest and charge anyone for possessing any thing.

December 5, 2005

Tool ring

If I could wear rings without pain, and I drank alcohol, this would be very cool indeed. link

Disappearing ink mugs

Add hot drink and the cat disappears, sweet! link

December 12, 2005

You remind me of a man

HuFu is tofu textured and flavoured to taste like authentic human flesh, so that anthropology students can have the experience legally. They plan their next product to be textured and flavoured like Baby Seal flesh - "the veal of the sea". I saw this on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.


I have friends with an Adventure Food Club who would love to try both these products.

They also have a line of Cannibal themed DVDs for you to watch while you munch on your textured vegetable protein.

December 17, 2005

Karaoke Therapy

I accidentally ingested neurotoxins from tropical fish in December 2002, on a locally delivered pizza. Amongst the bizarre Ciguatera symptoms was "Mild Aphasia", including changes to my voice. I sounded terrible. I wasn't able to convey emotions in the tonality of my voice, and I often slurred my words or went quiet. The professional speech therapists took two looks down my throat and told me they couldn't see me using my voice wrongly. So I've had to do the Mad Scientist thing and experiment on myself, after reading up on neurology and immunology and toxicology. I figured that if singing activated a different part of the brain for people who stutter and helps them speak clearly, it may also help with my voice changes. A different neural pathway sounded like exactly what I need. Singing is all about conveying emotions in the changing tonality of your voice. So I downloaded EvilLyrics and winamp, and sing along at home. I have a bad memory for lyrics, but with EvilLyrics downloading them and displaying them in front of me for every song; I could sing. Nobody had to hear me. Mysteriously, my voice was remarkably richer the next day. Thus Karaoke therapy was born. I suspect the fact that I'm trying to match the singer's timing, pronunciation and inflection are part of what makes a difference. In primary school, I used to be part of a school choir. We sang at the Sydney Opera House. I think singing with another voice, gives feedback for me to make corrections to my singing. It seems to give me the best results if I sing for up to an hour, as part of my preparing for sleep rituals. Too little time has less effect. If I miss it for too many days, then my voice reverts to poor, high montonal, and faint. I'm experimenting further to see if I can refine it and get better results. Certainly listening to my mp3 radio pieces, the changes are clear. I have no medical qualifications, I'm just giving myself technical support for a black box problem that the experts have given up on. This seems to work for me, I hope if you have suffered the same symptoms, that it works for you. If nothing else, Karaoke is fun!

December 22, 2005

UnDiscovered

After ten years on air, Community radio station volunteers at 2SER 107.3FM have been served with a "cease and desist" order from the lawyers of the USA based Discovery Channel, and can no longer call their science program Discovery science radio. They have been ordered to take the word "Discovery" from their broadcast and podcast. The team are looking for a new name for their syndicated show.

December 30, 2005

RFID Inside

VeriChip Corporation
Commercially available implantable radio ID chips. Now we need a tinfoil jumpsuit.

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